June 8, 2008    Thus sayeth the AP today. To this, we say to Hugo Chavez and his clone in crime Rafael Correa: what as?

Chavez gives the give away revelation....to fight poverty. Fighting poverty in the Andes is about as meaningless as being called a friend by anyone in Venezuela or Ecuador: they have no friends because they no longer want to honor friendship nor treat anyone with respect. They have no time for friends and hold no one with regard because....these adolescents do not regard themselves in their selfish and unending childishness. Correa and Chavez have friends? Chavez himself has one friend- the very dead Simon Bolivar who travels with him and sits at meetings with him like an inflatable blow up doll. Then there is Rafael Correa's necrophilia with Fidel Castro and his cabinet's veneration of CHE! These people have no friends and would not know how to treat a friend if they did.

In fact, no one in Venezuela or Ecuador is honest any more and only uses formerly known as friends for personal advancement on the theory of What is In It For Me?
 
Well- what is in it for Venezuelans and Ecuadoreans is what they put in to it: disrepair and disgust. No one likes Venezuelans and Ecuadoreans because they do not deserve to be liked or trusted any more because they offer nothing in the way of anything worthy of trust or respect of friendship: only the unending steady stream of manipulative, deceptive behaviors which all Ecuadoreans and Venezuelans are addicted to, just as Correa and Chavez are. As to Chavez and Correa proclaiming their vow to help the poor, this is about as meaningless as their marriage vows: empty, manipulative and only said as a cover up to go right on spending other people's money while proclaiming their affection which is about as affectionate and honest as a dead dog.
 
Are the poor any better off under Chavez and Correa's Cuban poverty plan, called communism? No- they decidedly are not. Cubans are not either.
 
And when we ask Chavez and Correa what precisely they mean when they say they want to work with he "next US president" we say this knowing full well that this deceit  by these ignorant and uneducated buffoons disregards the very fact that no US president can do what they do and act against US laws and US constitutions and thus the continuity of purpose by the USA will not essentially change at all in Washington because it is a nation governed by law and not a central dictator who controls everything, as is the current case for Venezuela and Ecuador.
 
Then comes the real question: why would anyone of sound body and mind want to work with Chavez and Correa? They are repulsive and are addicted to manipulation. They are not serious and they are dangerous. They are dishonest and will steal your very soul. These are not friends; these are not allies and they are state sponsors of terror. Anyone who does business with Chavez and Correa are complicit in their crimes.
 
Working with Chavez and Correa is the same thing as pinning a name tag on one's jacket that reads Hi! I Work with devious and Manipulative Cartel Leaders.

But Wait! There is more!  Chavez says he wants to work with the USA to save the world from... climate change.
 
As if. As if Chavez has one serious thing to offer anyone about anything while he continues to act dishonestly, act manipulatively and act to support widespread ignorance as an entire region proudly dumbs itself down and walls off anything remotely resembling integrity and freedom. This is what Ecuadoreans and Venezuelans shamefully want: dumb stupid and easy to manipulate members in every home and this they have. And their lives have about as much meaning as each seeks- which is about zero and each brings to the world table the same zero credibility and attractiveness. Your lives are what you make of them.
 
Chavez saving the world from climate change sounds exactly like Fidel Castro claiming to save the world from climate change by lies, manipulations and ignorant Cubans whose only skill is to be a serf of their inhuman state. Ecuadoreans will all be serfs under the new Chavez-Correa constitution, soon to be voted in to totalitarian force majur, which fools like Insulza will proclaim as "democracy in action"  when it is the most deceptive abuse of the laws of mankind seen for a very long time. Manipulators like George Soros's minions will proclaim this their greatest achievement in "new democracy." We call it cow dung. We also call their work in Ecuador cow dung for all the good it has done anyone...except criminal cartels who have benefited mightily and need to be corralled.

The Soros minion loving and co funding US ambassador Jewell is putting off returning to the USA to celebrate her  final achievement in Ecuador- the new US embassy fortress to replace the previous US embassy fortress, as if either were needed when they are not. Nonetheless, this new fortress embassy she proclaims is her legacy. Once again we disagree, as we have with almost every word out of that "diplomat." Linda Jewell's greatest erection is out in Montecristi in another unnecessary fortress for ending freedom in Ecuador. The end of liberty in Ecuador is indeed with Jewell assisted, enabled and worked toward. This is what she will get and freedom's end is truly her legacy and her only erection in Ecuador. It is, we add, not an attractive shrine for no real sunlight disinfects that darkness of deception.
 
And while Linda Jewell continues her deceit to tell us all that Ecuador is wonderful, Carlos Alberto Montaner here correctly notes that Ecuador under Correa is a non state, a nation without a compass. Truly this is so. No Ecuadorean has a moral compass so it is no surprise that road maps or governmental compasses exist as the nation is run by incompetent, dishonest teen agers who hold the morals and integrity of sewer rats.
 
Montaner tells us that the Correa team is a joke- a joke with no real plan for anything. How could they? They are each dishonest, manipulative liars. Montaner reminds that Correa has pledged that if his Chavez-Cuban constitution fails, he will depart Carondelet Palace. This is a very good chance to vote NO to communism and remove that lying useless liar, ninnyhammer dimwit and dunce named Correa and his cabinet of cartel criminals. Of course Correa does not ever mean to keep his word which he only banters about to extort and threaten and steal from people anyway.
 
Montaner also writes that Ecuador's Walter Spurrier is embarrassed about the new constituent assembly's crazed, perverted and irresponsible mandates and constitution. And well he should be- he helped bring forward these immoral thugs while soothing the world deceptively that everything was going to be all right under these deviants when there was never one chance that anything was going to be all right under the deviants. We are embarrassed that anyone would even listen to Spurrier and all who fund him for they are liars and ninnyhammers. Spurrier needs to apologize and return all his contract funding for he is part of the problem.
 
But Correa knows something that Ecuadoreans do not know or know but refuse to do anything about: once again he will jigger the votes and proclaim them free and fair.
 
It is time. It is time to help Correa do what he always does....get fired from every job he holds and stop this ridiculously deceptive communist plan for Ecuador which will end all jobs, income and foreseeable integrity. Banish these cartel actors and regain your nation. Besides, Correa needs to join Chavez in Uribe's rehab for persons addicted to manipulating life. Linda Jewell could have used her massively doubled US AID funds to install a Uribe- style rehab to help those Ecuadorean majorities suffering the pangs of criminality. That could have been a truly venerable and long lasting erection to her credit.
 
- Pedro Camargo for ECrisis